Things girls wish guys knew

• When we’re watching our favorite show, don’t try to distract us, make fun of the show, or make fun of how much we like the show. We probably know its lame, but we still watch. You have sports; we have our shows.
• We like when you cook for us, it doesn’t have to be anything fancy, just food we aren’t picky it’s the thought that counts. If you absolutely can’t cook at all, get take out and set it up somewhat nicely. 
• Don’t compare us to your ex-girlfriends; we aren’t them.
• Just because we don't say thank you every time you do something, doesn't mean we don’t appreciate every little thing you do. The little things usually mean more than anything else.
• Flowers don’t always make up for mistakes, but we love to get them when we least expect it.
• When we want a girls’ night out, don’t be mad or think we are going out to look for other guys. We need our girls’ night as much as you guys need your guys’ night. 
• Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
• Don’t ever lie to us; we will always find out.
• DONT TELL US WHO IS HOT BECAUSE WE DONT CARE
• We shouldn’t have to plan everything, we like surprises, a little spontaneity goes a long way!
• We’re not always girly girls; we can like boy stuff too.
• Don't always expect us to call you. The phone works both ways!
• No matter if we're fat or not, most girls aren't as self-confident as guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!
• Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
• We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
• Think before you speak. It'll make a world of difference.
• Don't screw us over. Especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends. They will hunt you down and kill you.
• Don't complain on how long it takes us to get ready and then moan about how we always used to get dolled up for you and now we don’t anymore.
• If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed. Especially if it's a stick.
• Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to. YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
• Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
• If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Grey's Anatomy.
• We have other friends of the male gender. Just because we have guy friends doesn't mean we are sleeping with them or think they are attractive,sometimes it's nice to have a guys perspective on things! So leave your jealousy at the door!
• Remember actions speak louder than words.
• Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
• If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
• When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.
• When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
• Guys in uniform are hot, no lie, sometimes almost better than when you take them off.
• When we are through, dont pretend like its okay to call whenever you want and make everything seem fine, especially if you caused the relationship to end. And, dont tell us about your other girlfriends or girls you met because if your trying to make us jealous, ur a lowlife.
• If we say no once, we mean it, don't ask again and again. No means NO!